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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

The police state in your kid's room

Hey, kids! Tired of your big brother or sister sneaking into your room and beating you up?! Then get the new "biometric scanner room guard [tm]" for your door so that only the people you approve can come in! It's easy! The potential intruder places his/her hand on it and the machine goes to work verifying your visitor's identity. Wow! If they are not on your personal approval list, an alarm sounds, warning you of the potential intruder! Hurry! Call the police on your cell phone!

Plus, as an added bonus, you will get acclimated to the rising security state and therefore make not the slightest peep of protest when the ruling class puts cameras and biometric scanners absolutely everywhere in the coming years! But, wait! Act now and we'll throw in a lifetime of conditioned fear and anxiety about strangers, crime and terrorism! Yay! What fun! Beg mommy and daddy to buy one for you today!

Check out the biometric scanner room guard!


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